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:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Don't buy a car, Buy a gun! You can get a car, WITH A GUN!

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Having trouble scooping the Ice-Cream with a normal spoon?  Heat up the spoon in the MICROWAVE.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Speeding at night? Turn off the lights so the cops can't see you.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Not sure if a woman's pregnant? JUST ASK.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Need a good household cleaner? Mixing bleach and amonia works EVERY time. (Warning!) Mixing ammonia and bleach will kill  you this bad idea is for entertainment purposes only........ The rest you can do.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Thirsty after brushing teeth? Why not Orange Juice? It boosts the whites of your mouth.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Have a stain on your car's paint that won't come out? Use SANDPAPER.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Do I sound familiar? DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Don't use your turn signal. It's no one else's business where you're going.

:iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: If a girl says she doesn't want anything for her birthday. Don't get her anything! She'll know you're a good listener!

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Can't choose between "you're" and "your"? Use Ur so ur always right!

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Want ur knife to cut through butter easier? Put the knife in the toaster while the bread toasts as well!

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: If you need to puke for any reason, use the sink. It's closer to the door and you won't clog ur toilet!

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Alcohol can be a disinfectant when ur sick. Drink as much as you can! Especially during fevers for best results.

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Wide screen frozen? Pour some boiling water on it.

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: You can immediately stop the pain of fresh paper cuts with lemon juice!

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: Not feeling talkitive during any social event? Cocaine always makes you feel like ur ready to  get out there! (literately)

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: The best way to calm anyone down is just to simply say, "Calm Down!"

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz:If ur ever homeless, murder a person then you'll get life in prison! Don't worry! It's just free food, water shelter and a social ground to make great for the rest of your life!

New :iconbuibuiplz::iconsaysplz: I almost forgot! If any toast is stuck in the toaster, use a fork to get it out!
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Drinking: None of your business.


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BuibuiMidnight Jan 6, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
CesarTheSanchez Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm sorry i haven't been in deviantART for quite a while. I don't remember calling you...
CesarTheSanchez Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh you mean the other person. Sorry.
BuibuiMidnight Apr 2, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
No, I mean please take a look at my Locoroco Artworks.
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ZephyrHoundSXD Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav :3
Thank you so much for adding me to your watch list, i am utterly flattered :heart: ~Theresa
CesarTheSanchez Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Whoops I'm kinda late. But your photos are beautiful! Never seen anything like it!
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